Top 5 Engraving Requests …That Make Us Wonder Sometimes
#5 – I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*ckit list is a mile long.
#4 – Redneck Rule #1 – Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
#3 – Redneck Word of the Day is “Budweiser”. “She’s got a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?”
#2 – We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins.
…and the winner is…
#1 – Well dip my balls in sweet cream, and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens.
This is the reason why, we love customer service ;)…