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Top 5 Engraving Requests

Top 5 Engraving Requests …That Make Us Wonder Sometimes


#5 – I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*ckit list is a mile long.

#4 – Redneck Rule #1 – Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.

#3 – Redneck Word of the Day is “Budweiser”.  “She’s got a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?”

#2 – We broke up, but she said we could still be cousins.

…and the winner is…

#1 – Well dip my balls in sweet cream, and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens.

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